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pirate_jane_11
08 January 2007 @ 08:23 pm
I'm going home :D
Home meaning Australia, for a week on the 23rd.
I think this is the second happiest i've been since i moved here, i love nz but i miss my homies!

Today i handed my apron back to my boss, it was a hard moment. I also spent an hour on the phone to Kellybean in Aussie, twas brilliant.
This is a rather short and boring post but who cares? Most certainly not I.
Excuse me while i go and play some cards...
 
 
Current Mood: rejuvenated
 
 
pirate_jane_11
07 January 2007 @ 12:23 pm
No.534 spent his first six months in these lush pastures alongside his mother, No. 9,534. His father was a registered Angus named GAR Precision 1,680, a bull distinguished by the size and marbling of his offspring's rib-eye steaks. Born last March 13 in a birthing shed across the road, No. 534 was turned out on pasture with his mother as soon as the 80-pound calf stood up and began nursing. After a few weeks, the calf began supplementing his mother's milk by nibbling on a salad bar of mostly native grasses: western wheatgrass, little bluestem, green needlegrass.

Apart from the trauma of the April day when he was branded and castrated, you could easily imagine No. 534 looking back on those six months grazing at his mother's side as the good old days—if, that is, cows do look back. ("They do not know what is meant by yesterday or today," Friedrich Nietzsche wrote, with a note of envy, of grazing cattle, "fettered to the moment and its pleasure or displeasure, and thus neither melancholy or bored." Nietzsche clearly had never seen a feedlot.) It may be foolish to presume to know what a cow experiences, yet we can say that a cow grazing on grass is at least doing what he has been splendidly molded by evolution to do. Which isn't a bad definition of animal happiness. Eating grass, however, is something that, after October, my steer would never do again.

Although the modern cattle industry all but ignores it, the reciprocal relationship between cows and grass is one of nature's underappreciated wonders. For the grasses, the cow maintains their habitat by preventing trees and shrubs from gaining a foothold; the animal also spreads grass seed, planting it with its hoofs and fertilizing it. In exchange for these services, the grasses offer the ruminants a plentiful, exclusive meal. For cows, sheep and other grazers have the unique ability to convert grass—which single-stomached creatures like us can't digest—into high-quality protein. They can do this because they possess a rumen, a 45-gallon fermentation tank in which a resident population of bacteria turns grass into metabolically useful organic acids and protein.

This is an excellent system for all concerned: for the grasses, for the animals and for us. What's more, growing meat on grass can make superb ecological sense: so long as the rancher practices rotational grazing, it is a sustainable, solar-powered system for producing food on land too arid or hilly to grow anything else.

So if this system is so ideal, why is it that my cow hasn't tasted a blade of grass since October? Speed, in a word. Cows raised on grass simply take longer to reach slaughter weight than cows raised on a richer diet, and the modern meat industry has devoted itself to shortening a beef calf's allotted time on earth. "In my grandfather's day, steers were 4 or 5 years old at slaughter," explained Rich Blair, who, at 45, is the younger of the brothers by four years. "In the 50's, when my father was ranching, it was 2 or 3. Now we get there at 14 to 16 months." Fast food indeed. What gets a beef calf from 80 to 1,200 pounds in 14 months are enormous quantities of corn, protein supplements—and drugs, including growth hormones.

-Michael Pollan ("The Omnivore's Dillema")

Crazy stuff, I'm still trying to work out why we say people-murderers are mentally troubled, yet the smart ones who came up with this theory are brilliant.
 
 
pirate_jane_11
07 January 2007 @ 11:58 am
Yesterday was a very awesome day. I quit my job at Bunnings and instead stayed in bed til lunchtime then went and had milkshakes and sandwiches with Byron in a park. I felt it was a much better use of my time.
He introduced me to a strange type of food called Subway where a person stands behind a counter and makes you a sandwich, awaiting your approval for each step.
I think i like the look of that job, only i have a very short attention span and would probably start putting random things on people's sandwiches, especially to pay them back for ordering meatballs AND chicken AND bacon. I would have to put a trowel or some animal feaces in as well to give them the full farm experience, or possibly some pesticide.

On second thought, I don't think I'd last very long at Subway.
So at the moment i'm in a strange kind of floaty state because I know i'm now unemployed but I'm also enjoying myself immmensely.
I'm going to have a giant room clean up then possibly do some painting or some editing or some sleeping.
I like this plan.
 
 
Current Mood: full of love
Current Music: Red Hot Chili Peppers- Scar Tissue
 
 
pirate_jane_11
Well...today i worked too much and ate too much and was sour to customers too much and didn't drink enough water or do any worthwhile exercise.
Overall it was a Good Day.

I miss you Byron one day we should find some money in a suitcase under a park bench and not work anymore so we don't only have Tuesdays but also Sundays etc as well!

I need to go running but i hurt too much. :'( ahh the frustration.
 
 
Current Mood: grrrrr
Current Music: Tool- Hooker with a Penis
 
 
pirate_jane_11
28 May 2006 @ 04:23 pm
FORTY SIX AND A HALF DAYS TIL I'M SIXTEEN
lol
yeh i felt like announcing it to everyone. everyone being Lili.

sugaar makes porridge broowwwn swingin...i'll knock your mum out with a cushion...and if you don't watch out i'll put my foot in your pudding!!

gotta love fallout boy! <3

just to show how much i love fallout boy, i'll put an x after my name

savana_x <---(so fucken hardcore...the x says it all.)
 
 
Current Mood: schiziophrenic
Current Music: marilyn manson- the fall of adam
 
 
pirate_jane_11
25 May 2006 @ 11:45 am
I just did my poster-making exam haha i had two and a half hours and i finished it in twenty minutes, leaving me sitting in this crazy maths room stuck in a chair that was half broken and inhaling the fumes of the glue that the guy next to me was using ^_^ after about an hour i discovered my elbow was stuck to some gum underneath the desk...Zoe saw this, and started laughing which i worried was going to get her kicked out of the room (she nearly got a detention yesterday for laughing at me in class when i was trying to condition my hair under the desk)
so that is my story. i know...i'm excited too...

I met this really awesome person yesterday. i'm not quite sure what makes them so awesome, they just are...he gave me some lint from his pocket and i'll treasure it forever.
 
 
Current Mood: in the mood for poster-making
Current Music: tool- sober
 
 
pirate_jane_11
22 May 2006 @ 04:12 pm
haha i ran into a wall today...
we had the most awesome drama performance today. i had three marriage proposals...all from women. >_<
if i was emma i'd be happy.
i want it to be wednesday afternoon so bad. lots of good things happen on wednesday afternoon.
 
 
Current Mood: bored
Current Music: godsmack- voodoo
 
 
pirate_jane_11
20 May 2006 @ 01:05 pm
^_^  
Teeheehee i have another livejournal...the other one perished, its was sad really.
Somebody told me a really crazy joke yesterday.

rabbit 1 has carrots in his ears
rabbit 2 says: "man, why have you got carrots in your ears?"
rabbit 1: "sorry bro, i can't here you, i have carrots in my ears!"

(i KNOW...simply hilarious)

oh lucifer i am bored...can you tell?
 
 
Current Mood: ditzy
Current Music: yellowcard-hollywood died